Summer Bbq Gifts

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Dog waits for barbecue.

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

"An now I just step back and let the grilling process destroy any nutritional value it might have had."

"Well, of course your barbecue was a big flop... You haven't discovered fire, yet!"

"Screw you, Doug. You knew I'd be wearing this."

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

Hot Dog

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle Frank has got to"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Father at BBQ being helped by son with golf bag of utensils.

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

Barbeque Casualty.

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Mosquito Season

'Is that Icarus having a barbeque?'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'