Summer Bbqs Gifts

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Barbeque Casualty.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

His New Grillfriend

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Polygamists' Picnic

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Aprons

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Burnt or Raw?

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"