Summer Barbecue Party Gifts

An angry barbecue.

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Steak Ted?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Barbeque Casualty.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Canape?

His New Grillfriend

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Aprons

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'It's baseball season!'