Springtime Griller Gifts

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Beach Barbecue

"I've just barbecued my head again."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Bee flying to another flower.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

His New Grillfriend

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Come and get it!"

Vaccine Spring

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Nice jingle!'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Come and get it!'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.