Springtime Griller Gifts

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Beach Barbecue

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Bee flying to another flower.

His New Grillfriend

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Come and get it!"

'Nice jingle!'

Vaccine Spring

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Come and get it!'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Licensed to grill.

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"What about the five that fell through?"