Snowy Day Griller Gifts

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Counting ribs

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Tommy!"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Desert Island BBQ

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Barbeque Casualty.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Filet minion

His New Grillfriend

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."