Snowy Day Griller Mugs

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Tommy!"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Desert Island BBQ

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

His New Grillfriend

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Filet minion

Barbeque Casualty.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!