Snow Day Sipper Gifts

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

The last song before the party exploded.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Beer Order

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Trawling for Fish.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"I prefer snow person."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

'Don't you have anything larger?'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

New for Fall

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"