Snowy Day Fan Gifts

"He's hoping his nose can be used in a cake!"

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

'Fine. And you?'

Penguin Remote

"It's the adorable snowman!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"I love this time of year."

Snow is falling...

"You call this ice?"

Snow Bridge.

Trawling for Fish.

Running out of Gas.

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"I prefer snow person."

Gamers

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.