Snow Fan Gifts

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

"Apparently, not everyone dislikes the cold weather we're having."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

Penguin Remote

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Fine. And you?'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"I love this time of year."

Snow is falling...

"You call this ice?"

Trawling for Fish.

Snow Bridge.

Running out of Gas.

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"I prefer snow person."

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'