Snowfall Fan Gifts

Man Sledging on his car

Snow is falling...

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

Sunbathing in Autumn

'Fine. And you?'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"You call this ice?"

"I love this time of year."

Snow Bridge.

Trawling for Fish.

Running out of Gas.

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Indian summer.

"I prefer snow person."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

Snowman garden hose.