Snowmobile Fan Gifts

Snowmobile.

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

Snowmobull

'Fine. And you?'

Penguin Remote

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Bridge.

"You call this ice?"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Frosty the Repairman"

Snow is falling...

"I love this time of year."

Trawling for Fish.

Running out of Gas.

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Snowman Romance

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"I prefer snow person."

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

'Where the hell is my team ?'

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."