Snow Blower Fan Gifts

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Fine. And you?'

Penguin Remote

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snow is falling...

Trawling for Fish.

Sandy Floss

"I love this time of year."

Running out of Gas.

It's officially spring

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"I prefer snow person."

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"Did you not hear me when I said I wanted a colonial?"

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

Lovely weather again.

Old Man Winter

Jack Frost's To Dew List: Trees, grass, leaves, windows, cars.

'Cold enough for you?'