Grilling Pillows

The King Can Do No Wrong

"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

On the Seventh Day

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'Propane ran out.'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

"I just sold the last T-bone, so this may take a while"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

,'So, Honey, I was thinking, instead of barbecued steaks why don't we just order in a pizza?'

'I've been grilling him for hours and he hasn't even started to sizzle!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

The Steakosaurus

'Let's barbeque tonight.'

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"

'When I said I wanted to go out to eat, I meant farther out.'

"On the plus side, the video of you lighting that BBQ has gone viral."

Turkey Fry on the Grill

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

Elf Entrepreneur - Rudolph Burgers.

'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'

"It say sausage, chicken portion...no, wait, its a barbecue"

'I'm too busy to go out for lunch, but thanks to this new phone app, I can grill at my desk.'

"Please hug me."

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

Who wants theirs well done?

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,