Dad Who Loves Grilling Pillows

'Just because he's been whimpering like that for an hour doesn't necessarily mean he's hungry.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Barbeque Casualty.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Skateboard

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

Man building a tree house

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Daddy's Hook

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

"Cool! My tweets are echoing the canyon!"

Dog BBQ

Abundance of Caution

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Father's Day

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).

Barbecue in the snow.

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

Too Much SOY

Timber!