Grilled Meat Lover Pillows

Too Much SOY

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Beach Barbecue

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Rump roast?"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Barbeque Casualty.

Important Food Groups

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Platter confusion.

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

*=Hotdog

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"