Meat Lovers With A Twist Pillows

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Steak Ted?'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Important Food Groups

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Platter confusion.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Family Butcher.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

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'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."