Meat Lovers With A Twist Pillows

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Steak Ted?'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Important Food Groups

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

Platter confusion.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

Family Butcher.

*=Hotdog

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'