Meat Lover Escapades Pillows

'This is the only way to make him eat fruit...'

'Steak Ted?'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Important Food Groups

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Platter confusion.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Family Butcher.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Oooh... bacon!"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

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