Grill Party Pillows

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Bring your own inflatable.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Desert Island BBQ

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Beach Barbecue

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Filet minion

His New Grillfriend

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Barbeque Casualty.