Grill Party Gifts

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Steak Ted?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Beach Barbecue

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Desert Island BBQ

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

His New Grillfriend

Filet minion

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'