Grill Enthusiasts Gifts

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Life is for the birds.

Domestic Goddess.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Steak Ted?'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Barbeque Casualty.

His New Grillfriend

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"You like yours well done, right?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Come and get it!"

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."