Outdoor Smoker Gifts

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

His New Grillfriend

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Men gossiping

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Beer Parasol.

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Come and get it!'

Barbecue

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Professional woman in pub

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Well-done, alright?"

Psychiatry in the Park