Outdoor Smokers Gifts

"The crazy thing is I actually managed to give up in the summer"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

His New Grillfriend

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Beer Parasol.

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Prosecco Peacock

The Martini is invented.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Come and get it!'