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"The crazy thing is I actually managed to give up in the summer"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

His New Grillfriend

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

Beer Parasol.

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

The Martini is invented.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Come and get it!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Prosecco Peacock

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Come and get it!'