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'I don't mind having to come outside to smoke...it's a bit of fresh air.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Sisyphus Sawyer

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Stop smoking,instantly.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"FISH ON"

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

Visit a Place in your Past...

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

'Social networking was the last straw. Now the whole world ignores me.'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Coast to coast walk.

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

"Perhaps the wine is a little too chilled. My fingers are frozen to the glass."

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!

The freezer broke at the hockey rink last night. By the end of the game there was seven feet of water! They must have taken out the first string and put in the subs!

"The crazy thing is I actually managed to give up in the summer"

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."

'Ben, does the term 'Ice out' ring a bell?'

A place to smoke.

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'