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Sisyphus Sawyer

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Man running in a hamster wheel

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Rubik's ice cube.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

"FISH ON"

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Happy Office

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

Retiring from the rat race

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

So I take it you'd rather I didn't go on another surfing weekend...

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

Cymbal Player's Music Book

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

IT department/Cup of T department.