Cycle Breakers Mugs

Sisyphus Sawyer

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Man running in a hamster wheel

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"FISH ON"

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Happy Office

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

Retiring from the rat race

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

So I take it you'd rather I didn't go on another surfing weekend...

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

Cymbal Player's Music Book

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

IT department/Cup of T department.