Outdoor Smoke Breakers Gifts

'I don't mind having to come outside to smoke...it's a bit of fresh air.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Sisyphus Sawyer

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Stop smoking,instantly.

"FISH ON"

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

'Social networking was the last straw. Now the whole world ignores me.'

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Coast to coast walk.

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

"Perhaps the wine is a little too chilled. My fingers are frozen to the glass."

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

"The crazy thing is I actually managed to give up in the summer"

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

A place to smoke.

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

"This is our company's smoking area..."

'Ben, does the term 'Ice out' ring a bell?'