Smoke Breaker Gifts

'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

Stop smoking,instantly.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Punch has a smoking break.

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

IT department/Cup of T department.

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

'Didn't your doctor tell you that you're not supposed to light the nicotine patches?'

"Ignore it - it's probably just a mirage."

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

A place to smoke.

"This is our company's smoking area..."

'Is this the smoking area?'

'No smoking on school property, Ms. Hanes.'

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

'I don't mind having to come outside to smoke...it's a bit of fresh air.'

Jonathon slipped out for a crafty fag.

Security Guard Catches Smoker

'Me too. Just outside for a smoke...!'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"Whereas the alcoholic living in an urban area, who eats high cholesterol foods and smokes three pack a day..."

'It was better when he took cigarette breaks.'

'I'm going out for a smoke...I could be some time.'

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