Smoke Break Specialist Gifts

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Stop smoking,instantly.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'You rang?'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Punch has a smoking break.

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

"This is our company's smoking area..."

"Ignore it - it's probably just a mirage."

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'Is this the smoking area?'

'No thanks. I've got a nicotine patch.'

'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

Man with one tooth blowing smoke rings.

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

Zeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.

Security Guard Catches Smoker

Jonathon slipped out for a crafty fag.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'I'm going out for a smoke...I could be some time.'

'Me too. Just outside for a smoke...!'

'Speaking of poison plants!'

'Red Indian blood.' 'Smoke signals.' Food burning.

"Whereas the alcoholic living in an urban area, who eats high cholesterol foods and smokes three pack a day..."