Smoke Break Specialist Gifts

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Stop smoking,instantly.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'You rang?'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Punch has a smoking break.

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

"Ignore it - it's probably just a mirage."

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

"This is our company's smoking area..."

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'Is this the smoking area?'

Man with one tooth blowing smoke rings.

'No thanks. I've got a nicotine patch.'

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'

Zeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.

'I'm going out for a smoke...I could be some time.'

Security Guard Catches Smoker

'Red Indian blood.' 'Smoke signals.' Food burning.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"Whereas the alcoholic living in an urban area, who eats high cholesterol foods and smokes three pack a day..."

'Speaking of poison plants!'

'Me too. Just outside for a smoke...!'

Jonathon slipped out for a crafty fag.