Smoking Break Specialists Gifts

"Ignore it - it's probably just a mirage."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Last week, stingy caf

Packey Bar.

Punch has a smoking break.

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

"NO SMOKING PILL"

"Come on, Jim, don't tell me our insurance doesn't offer other stress-reducing options."

"I'm a little concerned about your smoking."

'Just Quit Smoking.'

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

"This is our company's smoking area..."

A couple sitting in the smoking section of a restaurant is approached by a waiter who is smoking a cigarette

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

Smoking Is A Health Risk! - Danger of Methane Gas Leakage Due to Thawing Permafrost!

'Is this the smoking area?'

Man with one tooth blowing smoke rings.

'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'

'No thanks. I've got a nicotine patch.'

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

Zeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.