Smoking Cessation Specialist Gifts

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

Doctor timing a woman quitting smoking.

'Speaking of poison plants!'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

No Smoking.

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

Stop Smoking Program.

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"Does it come in menthol?"