Smoking Cessation Specialist Gifts

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

Doctor timing a woman quitting smoking.

'Speaking of poison plants!'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

No Smoking.

Nicotine Gum

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Stop Smoking Program.

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

Last week, stingy caf

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"