Smoking Cessation Coach Gifts

A couple sitting in the smoking section of a restaurant is approached by a waiter who is smoking a cigarette

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

The smoking Gun

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

'There you are - it works!'

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

Packey Bar.

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

Dog Passive Smoking

Action Plan to quit smoking

"I'm a little concerned about your smoking."

The little engine that wouldn't.

Butts in ashtray

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

'How did you quit smoking?'

"I gotta quit that."

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

"NO SMOKING PILL"

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'I went to a fancy dress party as Humphrey Bogart and I've smoked ever since.'

'Let me get this straight. Your nicotine patch back fired on you?'