Smoking Cessation Coach T-Shirts

A couple sitting in the smoking section of a restaurant is approached by a waiter who is smoking a cigarette

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

Nicotine Gum

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

The smoking Gun

Last week, stingy caf

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Packey Bar.

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

'There you are - it works!'

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

Dog Passive Smoking

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

'Let me get this straight. Your nicotine patch back fired on you?'

Butts in ashtray

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

Research for Spontanious Human Combustion - Thank you for not smoking

"I gotta quit that."

Action Plan to quit smoking

"I'm a little concerned about your smoking."

"NO SMOKING PILL"

'I went to a fancy dress party as Humphrey Bogart and I've smoked ever since.'

The little engine that wouldn't.

'How did you quit smoking?'