Quit Smoking Strategist T-Shirts

'THere are two treatment options: Nicotine Gum to get off the patch, or the patch to get off nicotine gum.'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

The smoking Gun

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'Cigarette?'

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

Carcinoco

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

Used Clothing, Antiques, Second Hand Smoke.

The real cause of forest fires

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."