Stop Smoking Advisor T-Shirts

'Are you ready to kick some butts?'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

No Smoking.

Nicotine Gum

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Stop smoking,instantly.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

Stop Smoking Program.

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

The smoking Gun

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Last week, stingy caf

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"