Smoking Cessation Counselor Gifts

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

Fireman Extinguishes Fire on No-Smoking Sign.

Dog Passive Smoking

'Monkey see, monkey don't!'

NHS Smoking Cessation Clinic - 'As from the 1st July you will no longer be allowed to smoke at these meetings.'

'Doc, you've got to help me stop smoking.'

Research for Spontanious Human Combustion - Thank you for not smoking

No Smoking.

Butts in ashtray

'I went to a fancy dress party as Humphrey Bogart and I've smoked ever since.'

'Let me get this straight. Your nicotine patch back fired on you?'

'Surgeon General's Warning! Cigarette smoking - induced disease will NOT be covered by Medicare/ Medicade.'

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

"Smokey The Tree"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"You're completely screwed up."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

No Smoking.

Nicotine Gum

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

Opioid Epidemic

Stop Smoking Program.