Smoking Cessation Counselor Pillows

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

Fireman Extinguishes Fire on No-Smoking Sign.

Dog Passive Smoking

'Monkey see, monkey don't!'

NHS Smoking Cessation Clinic - 'As from the 1st July you will no longer be allowed to smoke at these meetings.'

'Doc, you've got to help me stop smoking.'

No Smoking.

Butts in ashtray

'I went to a fancy dress party as Humphrey Bogart and I've smoked ever since.'

'Let me get this straight. Your nicotine patch back fired on you?'

'Surgeon General's Warning! Cigarette smoking - induced disease will NOT be covered by Medicare/ Medicade.'

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

"Smokey The Tree"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"You're completely screwed up."

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

No Smoking.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

Stop Smoking Program.

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"