Smoke Break Schemer Gifts

Security Guard Catches Smoker

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

"My reasons for asking for a raise are wholly unselfish. I wish to marry your daughter!"

Punch has a smoking break.

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

"This is our company's smoking area..."

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

'Your teacher called and said the school concert tickets you sold me for $20 were free.'

"Our plan for world domination starts with the chew toys."

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

'Is this the smoking area?'

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

'It was better when he took cigarette breaks.'

'I'm going out for a smoke...I could be some time.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Me too. Just outside for a smoke...!'

Jonathon slipped out for a crafty fag.

"Let's do a deal: we'll believe in you again, and you'll extend our parents credit card limit."

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