Smoke Break Seeker Gifts

Smoking Lounge.

The New Normal

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Someone has had a hard day!

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"Just a few more pages, Hansen, and we'll take a short break."

'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

"This is our company's smoking area..."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'Feel free to smoke anywhere you want - everyone here's already dead anyway.'

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

'Is this the smoking area?'

The good fireman, bad fireman routine.

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

Hoskins was invited to take part in the nicorette patch of peace ceremony

'Yeah, I quit smoking, but now I'm addicted to nicotine patches.'

'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'

Stop Smoking Programe.

Security Guard Catches Smoker

Man hikes up mountain to find no smoking sign at the top

'Get out of my way. I'm out of cigarettes!'

'I'm going out for a smoke...I could be some time.'

Jonathon slipped out for a crafty fag.