Smoke Break Seeker Pillows

Smoking Lounge.

The New Normal

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Someone has had a hard day!

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"Just a few more pages, Hansen, and we'll take a short break."

'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

"This is our company's smoking area..."

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

'Feel free to smoke anywhere you want - everyone here's already dead anyway.'

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

'Is this the smoking area?'

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

The good fireman, bad fireman routine.

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'

Hoskins was invited to take part in the nicorette patch of peace ceremony

'Yeah, I quit smoking, but now I'm addicted to nicotine patches.'

Stop Smoking Programe.

Security Guard Catches Smoker

Man hikes up mountain to find no smoking sign at the top

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Jonathon slipped out for a crafty fag.

'Get out of my way. I'm out of cigarettes!'