Smoke-break Taker Pillows

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Stop smoking,instantly.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

Retiring from the rat race

Punch has a smoking break.

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

Lady with facemask smoking

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

Smokers.

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

'I gave up smoking.'

"Ignore it - it's probably just a mirage."

Ask Me about my Break from Social Media

"This is our company's smoking area..."

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

'Is this the smoking area?'

'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

Passive Aggressive

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

Jonathon slipped out for a crafty fag.

'I'm going out for a smoke...I could be some time.'

'It was better when he took cigarette breaks.'

'Me too. Just outside for a smoke...!'