Smoke-break Taker Pillows

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Stop smoking,instantly.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

Retiring from the rat race

Punch has a smoking break.

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

Lady with facemask smoking

Smokers.

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

Ask Me about my Break from Social Media

'I gave up smoking.'

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

"This is our company's smoking area..."

"Ignore it - it's probably just a mirage."

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

'Is this the smoking area?'

Passive Aggressive

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line

'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

'I'm going out for a smoke...I could be some time.'

'It was better when he took cigarette breaks.'

"Awww. He's not going to jump. He's just smoking."

'Me too. Just outside for a smoke...!'