Smokers T-Shirts

"Mum thinks smoking is anti-social!"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"You can't do that in here, buddy!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Punk Reindeer

Men gossiping

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Do you mind!!?'

Professional woman in pub

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Merry Christmas.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'Secondhand smoke.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Pelobong