Social Smoker T-Shirts

Smoking hookah pipe outside Lebanese restaurant.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"An everything Martini, please."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Professional woman in pub

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Malty tasking.'

Next Round Indicator

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Your shout!"

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"You want your olive?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Join me in a beer?

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"Wine is plant-based food."