Social Smoker T-Shirts

Smoking hookah pipe outside Lebanese restaurant.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"An everything Martini, please."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Next Round Indicator

'Malty tasking.'

Professional woman in pub

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"You want your olive?"

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.

"Your shout!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Join me in a beer?

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

"Wine is plant-based food."