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Got a light mate?

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

Remote control car breakdown.

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Stop Smoking Program.

Vaping cigarette

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

Nature is not perfect

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

The Farmer's Return.

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Mashed potatoes...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

'Fred, everybody is here!'

Sergei Rachmaninov

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

Scientist's play practical joke with exploding cigar on dog.

"It's for you."