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Got a light mate?

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"What?!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Remote control car breakdown.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Stop Smoking Program.

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

Vaping cigarette

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Mashed potatoes...

The Farmer's Return.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Nature is not perfect

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

'Fred, everybody is here!'

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Sergei Rachmaninov

"No cause for alarm, we're just the voices in your head on a ciggy break."

"It's for you."