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'Most people wouldn't wantonly eat the hors d'oeuvres if they hadn't read the book.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Breakfast surreal.

Liquidity Lunch

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

"Sipsies?"

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

Men's Parallel Bars

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

Wine and Books Bar.

'Hold on! Now I remember, you swirl the wine first.'

"So what are you planning on giving up for New Year?"

"If I had it to do all over again I wouldn't change much—maybe part my hair on the other side."

"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

Zimmer Drinker

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'