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'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Breakfast surreal.

Ice Cream Flavors

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

"You complete me."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

'He asked me if I wanted to put anything on my burger, so I had a tenner each way.'

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

"You came up in therapy this morning."

'This steak isn't very tender.'

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'You can eat whatever you like on this diet, and here's a list of whatever you like.'

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

"I'm prescribing comfort food three times a day and any time you feel uncomfortable."

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

"I'm not eating. I'm self-medicating,"

"I overeat when I'm stressed and I'm stressed about my weight."

"Would you describe yourself as conservative voter."

Vegan

'Are you genetically modified? - Then you'll love our G.M. food.'

Diet.

And so begins another evening of serious hobnobbing

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

'I heard today that if you're unhappy, you can gain weight.'

"Pizza lover's pizza"