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Vending machine has options of THIS, THAT, HEM HAW.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Breakfast surreal.

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Supermarket Aisles.

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

Pizza delivery to heaven.

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

"Dad, what is a meal?"

Sometimes, instead of one big meal, I prefer tapas.

'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

And so begins another evening of serious hobnobbing

Think Tank Cafeteria. Any food for thought today?

"Pizza lover's pizza"

"He eats whatever he wants and never gains weight? Well, that's grounds for divorce right there!"

Candy 50c All Sales Final.

Yoga n' Crisps

Hot dog vendor with military-style equipment.

One smart cookie

'Oh... I assure you... no animals were harmed in making these delicious porky worky sausages.'

Bakery. Any weight I lose can easily find me again by following the trail of crumbs.