Romantic Snacker T-Shirts

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"You're the lid to my pot."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Super Heroes.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Love is when you watch television together.

"The bagels are better in New York."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Stupid Microwave

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Cookie Surveillance

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.