Romantic Snacker Pillows

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

"You're the lid to my pot."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Super Heroes.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Love is when you watch television together.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

Stupid Microwave

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Cookie Surveillance

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'