Intimate Snack Enthusiast Pillows

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Trail mix?"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Super Heroes.

Love is when you watch television together.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'